You will find the coolest collector novelty neckties at Nice Tie Store. Save this page to your favorites and also to your social media page. Tell a friend - click these icons for Google + 1, Facebook, Twitter, Pinterest, Stumble Upon, and email a friend. Neckties are added every week so be sure to visit often.

A Gorilla Wear a Tie vs. an Ape With a Riffle

Original Photo Shop image by Jeffrey Hunter - copyright 2011

A Gorilla Wearing a Necktie?

I would never, ever say that the world of fashion is not like a jungle, surely not the fashion world of neckties. It is a "monkey" business ( no pun intended ) just like every other business.

An ape shooting an AK 47 Assault Rifle is not something to laugh at; well at least it's not supposed to be funny, ( video below ). This is a very alarming instance of men and beast interacting with each other. Gauging the advance of evolution is a funny science given all of the variables. Being civilized in the jungle of our world can be a bit complicated given all of the different beliefs in religion and more important, taking into account the greed factor.

If an ape were to get a hold of a loaded AK 47 Riffle what would he think about? Now, what if the ape was given a necktie? Could he tie a tie? Would he wear neckties and would he become more civil? I believe that we have a testament to the Darwin Theory of evolution here. Certainly this is a monkey see, monkey do thing but what is clearly unique here is that ape becomes very celebratory after he conquers his territory. We live in a very dangerous world. I guess this is proof that being a killer does not take much intelligence. The Ape sure caught on fast as you may note that in the end he is displaying the absolute characteristics of a victorious warrior.

Just imagine how his behavior may change if he were not being so aggressive but being much friendlier and as well receiving kind gestures and body language in return. I am sure that if the ape were to be handed a tie and given a few short lessons in tying it he would like wearing neckties. In fact he would become quite attached to his new found fashionable look. Most likely the extra respect he would receive would become an addiction to him. The added attraction from female apes and the possibility of higher political status he would gain would improve his character substantially. Just considering how elegant his cousin, the gorilla appears in the photo above compared to the chaotic images from the video from YouTube below, the answer is obvious. Soon Yahoo will be tooting the fashion horn, “Gorilla trending neckties sets the jungle fashion world on fire.�

Watch the video below if you have any doubt that the behavior of an ape can become a bit of a problem once he has his grip on a loaded AK 47 Assault Riffle. In a viral ad campaign, producers of the upcoming film "Rise of the Planet of the Apes" have released a series of videos showing weapon-wielding apes. Stylized to look like documentary footage out of Africa, one video features a chimp shooting an AK-47 at a group of off-duty soldiers who had been taunting it. Yes those are actors, but that is a real ape and he is surely taking matters into his own hands.

Jeffrey Hunter

Check out our complete collection of ties, click here Nice Tie Store

Save this page to your favorites and also to your social media page. Tell a friend - click these icons for Google + 1, Facebook, Twitter, Pinterest, Stumble Upon, and email a friend.

You can pay for your order with Visa, MasterCard, American Express, and Discover Cards. Orders are processed through our Stripe Merchant Account. Our shopping cart is with Yahoo Store's secure checkout. We do not collect or store your credit card or other payment information. No personal information or email address is shared. You may review our Privacy Policy if you like. Shipping fees can be found on our Info Page and on the checkout pages.

Please email us if you have questions regarding our neckties, your order or if you need further information about our on-line catalog. To request information about a tie that is not available or for special or custom orders or if you need help placing an order - Our email is
Or use our Contact Form - Please click here We'll answer your questions no later then the next business day. For express deliveries and for other quick replies please make a note in the subject line of our contact form.

SPECIAL OFFER * 20% off your order - look for the coupon field during checkout on the order payment page. Further details below. The coupon code is: bigdeal If your order is a minimum of $150.00 a 20% discount is available. Just enter ( bigdeal ) in the field for the coupon offer on the order form during "check out" to receive the discount automatically - You'll have to use the code listed above. * THIS OFFER MAY NOT BE AVAILABLE WITH ANY OTHER OFFER.


Website Copyright:The contents of this site, including all images and text, are protected by copyright. All material is provided for browsing and viewing purposes only. No copies of the digital images or text may be made except for personal use. 'Personal use' means non-commercial, domestic use by an individual involving the making of only single copies of a digital image for non commercial use.